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Post by swampy on Nov 15, 2011 3:03:46 GMT 1
All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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Post by Nitrogen on Nov 15, 2011 11:03:53 GMT 1
lawl
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Post by Doc on Nov 16, 2011 12:38:44 GMT 1
xD I'm guessing that swampy cut and pasted that
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Post by swampy on Nov 16, 2011 15:57:25 GMT 1
xD I'm guessing that swampy cut and pasted that Of course I did.. Do you really think I could actually type all that out?
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Post by turtl3 on Nov 17, 2011 1:28:34 GMT 1
I say we make an off topic section for stuff that's, well... off topic.
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Post by Doc on Nov 17, 2011 10:19:10 GMT 1
I say we make an off topic section for stuff that's, well... off topic. This post is OFF TOPIC mister ! Now where did I put my BanHammer ? Dammit where's it gone ? It's got a bottle opener on the handle too...
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Post by turtl3 on Nov 17, 2011 14:07:07 GMT 1
I melted it down to make a new shell
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Post by turtl3 on Nov 18, 2011 1:56:19 GMT 1
And that's exactly what I mean, we have a separate section just for stuff like this, and other hilarious things.
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Post by martinheterjag on Nov 18, 2011 3:03:30 GMT 1
thought that the general board was for cit chat and fun stuff? but i might be wrong on that i started a ql related thread the other day and i didnt know where to post it cos this board is for off topic stuff and about us is about the clan not about quake stuff :S i guess the forum isnt the most active anyway so it doesnt matter
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